I finally have internet…that I’m not stealing…that someone isn’t hacking into in order to email all of my contacts and ask them for money. (Sorry about that.)
Anyway…more to come shortly, now that I am reconnected with the world. (Internet at work doesn’t count when everything is blocked.)
existential dilemmas 
Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I knew right away the message wasn't from you. You are a much better writer than that!